Thursday, December 11, 2014

Fluffy Cows and All Delightful Things

Fluffy Cows and All Delightful Things

Before I get into all the delightful things, I'd like to introduce you to our flock..err..I mean herd, yes, herd of cows.

First we have Bessie....Say Hi Bessie!...Hmmm that was a bit too up close and personal, but it'll have to do!

Here is a better picture of my darlin' girl. It is my firm belief that if everyone had a Bessie, this world would be a better place. I mean really, who doesn't want to go out and get cow-licked (I mean that literally, of course...) every morning. It warms the heart, indeed it does!

Ah yes, and this is Chubby..I mean Barley, Bessie's son:

You all know, Belle, of course. She is our main milker at the moment. Her personality differs muchly (muchly..I like that word!) from Bessie's. She'd sooner kick you. than have her head scratched. Bessie, on the other hand will beg for attention like a puppy-dog.

A flattering picture of Belle:

An unflattering picture of Belle:

Belle: "Stop taking my picture, women!!"

This heres' Blizzard. Wanna' know how he got that name? Yep, you guessed it. He was born in a blizzard. *ahem*
His personality is muchly (there's my new favorite word again!!) like his mothers. He doesn't care much for you, or your head scratches..unless of course you have food.

Barley photo-bomb:

"SToph taking her picture and wook at mooeoee!"

Oh look, there's Rusty. How'd you get in here? Oh well.

 One of my absolute favoritest things about cows, especially Jersey's, is there big, soft eyes and long lashes. I mean good grief! What I wouldn't give for lashes like these boys have! I mean honestly...

I told you they were fuzzy!! Just look at them ears! I love to pet their big soft ears..and look at his adorable little red curl! <3

And their fuzzy, curly-top heads! How cute is that?! I mean, they resemble Mammoths..

This guy comes to mind:

A little bit more *poof* on top and they'd have it made!

<3 Bessie Lou <3

Barley: "Human...stoph taking pictures of her and wooook at meeoeo!!!"

"Hellooooo in there?!?!?!?!?!!!"

"Can you hear meeoooo??!?"

*fine. I'll just stick my nose in your camera...*

^^^^^that is literally what happened!!^^^^^

Then of course we could talk about their fuzzy wittle' backs..that are very round. ;)

One of their favoritiest activities is to sniff my pants, and then lick them,

Whenever I come in from my daily doze of cow love, I'm covered in cow slobber. But I wouldn't have it any other way, let me tell ya. I love my cow kisses. 
Wait. Did I just let it slip out that I give my cows kisses??? Oh well. They already know I'm crazy. And I wouldn't have that any other way either! ;)

One of those moments when you know exactly why you do what you do: farm.

Moment's like these, make it all worth it.

Bye y'all!

And give your cow(s) some kisses from me.

Only loyal followers will do this. We'll weed out the weak ones, oh yes we will! 


Blessings - 

~ Aspen 

P.S. Bessie wants to send y'all a viral kiss...*muwuah*


  1. Oh my goodness, your cows are so gorgeous! Cows are such amazing animals, I don't have any of my own (a little tough in the suburbs) but whenever I get to meet one at the fair or a university barn, I can't leave. I can't blame you for giving them kisses.

    I love Barley's "hairdo!"

  2. Iv'e always loved cows! Unfortunately, we don't have any of our own, but I'll kiss yours! Haha! You have very nice, healthy looking cows!