I'm Moving To Alaska
That's right folks, I'm moving to Alaska. I think I've threatened to do it every summer for the last *several* years, and I'm finally gonna do it!
For all my followers who love summer, just know that I am not among you summer lovin' people. I dislike summer, it has to be my least favorite part of the year. In fact, now that I come to think of it, I dread it. There, it's out in public..and I care not who knows it.
So I think I'll be buying a summer house in Alaska, where I'll be living during the summer months. Yep, so while all you poor people are down here sweating like crazy and drinking ice tea like it's going out of style, I'll be up in my little wood cabin sipping on a cup of hot tea, cuddled up in a warm blanket, looking out the window as the snow-flakes fall, and pile up outside.
But, seriously peoples, I really do not like hot weather. I do not thrive in hot weather! I was not made to live in a hot, dry...also known as a desert. It just wasn't meant to be! I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be living in the woods somewhere in the snow-capped mountains...of NEW ZEALAND! Yes, yes, that must be it. Forget Alaska.....New Zealand is the place for this girl.
I don't know about you folks, but when it's 200F + outside my creativity crashes...and dies. I have no desire to do anything but lounge in a pool, or lay in a completely AC'd room and read a good book..and research Alaska. *ahem*
All of this is coming from a girl, who's dream is to live on a completely self-sufficient homestead...oh dear, how am I going to survive?
Since I can't move to a colder climate....yet...I'll just lay here hot, tired, irritated, grouchy, whilst I drink gallons of water kefir.
So, my beloved followers, what say you? Summer or winter?